PJ's Ruby Nuzlocke Run #6

Unfortunately this is the last part of the Ruby run for now, as I've started a FireRed run instead. I just bought FireRed and I couldn't wait. So sue me.

PJ’s Nuzlocke Adventure
Chapter Six

Dewford Gym

Pitch Black? Fuck noooooooooooo, I don’t wanna run in to Vin Diesel! Meh, was gonna fight everyone anyways. Makes people harder to find though. I GET IT, hiding like little bitches! HAHAHA, I would too if I saw myself coming.

That’s what she said.

Tackled the Battle Girl and the Black Belt with easy, using FRANK FUCKING WEST, and Wiseau. The two of them are awesome against these bastards. Plus, Wiseau’s Absord and Leech Seed are awesome.

Brawley’s up next. He aint no Riddick, but he’s still a gym leader. So I’d better watch out. Wiseau tackled Machop, Soulja Boy took out Makuhita. Not even a fair fight! He went down like a charm. No idea what that pussfest Ash Ketchum was on about. AT LEAST I DIDN’T LOSE. If he was playing it nuzlocke style, all of his party would have been fucking dead.

Dewford Town

Turns out that even though I have the badge now, I can’t teach any of the pokémon Flash. Well, I can, but Flash is useless to me and I don’t want any of my pokémon to have it.

Dewford Granite

Luckily I had Repel on my side that helped me get through the caves with fair easy. UNFORTUNATELY, Repel ran out a bit before the exit. Every step I took … WHAM … a fight. Fuck me … Revenge, much?
Delivered the message and got the fuck out of dodge. Briney took me to Slateport all fast like. Had a grumpy face all the way there. I THINK HE FOUND THE POO.

Slateport City

Screw the trainers on the beach, I passed them quickly so I can get to the pokécenter and the pokémart. Sold all my shit, healed everyone and went out.
Ignored the Team Magma members to go straight up and catch me a new team member.

Route 110

Enter Minun, an electric pokémon I didn’t want. Gah, I wanted that one pokémon that evolved! Ah well, Minun it is! Welcome to the team, Raiden!  Traded in Soulja Boy for Raiden and trained him up good.

Slateport City

Time to handle these clowns.

Character:
Dastan

Team:
FRANK WEST - Combusken (lvl 17)
C. Walken - Zigzagoon (lvl 16)
Wiseau - Shroomish (lvl 17)
Raiden - Minun (lvl 16)
Shaq-Fu - Kadabra (lvl16)
Darkman - Poochyena (lvl 16)

Fallen Heroes:
N/A