JAG - The Return

Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to welcome you to yet another installment in my JAG series. The Jumper’s Art Gallery returns to you with a bunch of cool new signatures, avatars and even a wallpaper. And, for the first time, I’m showcasing some signatures and avatars using a new style of making them. I hope you like them!

JAG - The Returns

With the recent fall of TPS, the old site is gone. But it will never be forgotten. Just as it happens, I took a screenshot of the previous site and I incorporated it in to this wallpaper. Now, seeing as it is HUMONGOUS, I’ll just post a link to it.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v365/Nephilim01/TehPwnShopWallpaper.png

WIDS: Devil May Cry 2

tHop - Jackass 3D

What's there to say, really. I mean, it's Jackass. In Threeeeeee-Deeeeeeee

 http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=68588

For those few of you who are unaware of what Jackass is: basically it's a bunch of guys acting like complete and utter jackasses, performing unbelievable stunts and doing amazingly stupid things just for shits and giggles. What are some of these stunts, you ask? See for yourself, they're too good to be just read. No, seriously, I'm not going to tell you. This is Jackass 3, so there's no excuse for you not to go out there and get the first two movies. There's also a TV show you can watch. Stay the fuck away from the game though.

Now then, Jackass 3D. The trailer, like the ones for the previous movies, doesn't showcase much. Actually, these trailers are the best trailers I've ever seen. Why? Because the movies borrow themselves to the trailers so perfectly. The trailer takes some of the lesser stunts and stuff and slaps it all together, ending this promise of hilarity with something really stinking funny. If there ever was a movie that you just have to see in 3D, then it's this one. Hell, the fad can end for all I care for it's not getting any better than this.

Personally, I can't wait to see this movie. Jackass has always been a guilty pleasure of mine. Whenever I see it on TV, I stop to check out the episode. It's sheer brilliance. There's nothing like seeing people fuck themselves up beyond belief for fun and on camera. 

Inception review

PJ Reviews:

Inception

The movie is written and directed by the man who brought us the re-imagining of Batman, Memento, The Prestige and a few more flicks that have shaken the world of a lot of people. Christopher Nolan is maybe one of the best directors out there at the moment, there’s no doubt about that, but what he has given us here is a masterpiece. Inception wasn’t the best movie I’ve ever seen. It wasn’t perfect either. But the sum of the entire movie ended up being so awesome, that I really didn’t care.

(READ THIS: If you don’t want to be spoiled, just skip down to The Last Words. Not that there are major spoilers in here, but I do go in to some detail here.)

GTA IV: Episodes from Liberty City review

To celebrate the return of Teh Pwn Shop's forums (found at http://bobothemonkey.freeforums.org/ ) I wanted to bring you the review which I had submitted to TPS before. A review which will no longer appear there for the time being. But, never the less, I bring it to you here to fill the void that is gaping in our hearts. Ladies and Gentlemen,

Puddle Jumper Reviews:

Grand Theft Auto IV
Episodes from Liberty City

GTA IV is, as stated, the fourth installment in the numbered Grand Theft Auto franchise. Following GTA III, IV as well has successors to its name. Only this time, unlike Vice City and San Andreas, they are but mere DLC instead of a full fledged game. This, however, hasn’t stopped many, many loyal fans and genre fans to go out and grab themselves a downloaded copy of both expansions. Once both of these expansions had been released, Rockstar gave us Episodes from Liberty City, a disc containing both expansions, which has recently been released to the Playstation 3 as well.

Updates - August 2010

I think I had a successful July, wouldn't you agree? WIDS has re-debuted, a few good articles and more. However, I do have to some bad news for August. It would appear that Teh Pwn Shop has been hacked, including its forums. This hacker cleared out the forums. And not only that, but the entire site as well. So now, everything has been deleted and the two pieces of content that I was waiting for to get up, are being postponed.

So don't be alarmed if all you see in the next couple of days is some tHop's.
  

WIDS: Twilight Saga

Yes, I went there.